Hello! Or— well, bonjour!

Uh— my name’s Blaine, and I’m slowly becoming a huge fan of this whole social networking thing, and I think it’s safe to say that I’m honored any of you have found an interest in indulging in the significant depths of my blog. Oh, and my name is Blain— I already said that. Sorry! I’m… This whole introduction thing hasn’t ever been my forte.